What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...– Chuck Palahniuk (via quotewhore)
96 days til my birthday
Now can I just say, that why didn’t you just wait till your birthday was 69 days away? I mean I’m just being honest jaranigga: jus wanted to put that out there coz when you switch the numbers, its 69. k bye
If Bobby was the King of Hearts, two of us would be the Jokers and the other one...– Joseph (King of the Hill)
HAHA, I just checked the popular posts right now, apparently everyone is hating on Kanye.
Whenever I do laundry,
Ahhh, that’s what I thought when my socks went missing. mikey-v: I always end up missing a sock or two. I’m pretty sure there are creatures that are inside the machine concealed behind a secret magical door. And within this magical door is a vast magical world of creatures that go into millions of dryer machines around the world and collect our socks to bring to their sock god. Thats just...
THINGS TO DO
Clean the bathroom Go pick up my scrubs that have been altered Maybe go and pick up a book at Borders Exchange my pants at Forever Debut Practice No idea what’s happening after that, but if you have something in mind let me know! :)
Thanks Jasmin, for giving me something to do.
Who are you dating? Zukes. What does the last text in your inbox say? “Ok love, ima coming” Where do you think your number one is right now? She’s probably at home sleeping, eating or on her laptop. Will this weekend be a good one? I hope so, birthday party on Sundaayy. Are you texting anyone? Nein. Who is the last male you talked to through texting? Zuko What were you doing at...
SINCE WHEN DID IT BECOME OKAY TO SPELL "HE'S" (HE...
Since we were in high school. At ghetto Carson High. (via jank)
WHO WANTS TO GO SHOE SHOPPINGGGG??!!!!
(via j-petite) MEEEE!
So there’s like ash everywhere. My white car is now speckled gray. Suuper.
Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck, right?!– Black Mamba (Kill Bill)
It’s man devouring man, my dear. And who are we to deny it in here?– “Little Priest” Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street